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By bzzzz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Antibes
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By bzzzz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Antibes
By mauvaiscoup - 01/09/2014 19:32 - Maroc - Casablanca
By Dzien dobre - 04/09/2014 20:58 - Pologne - Krak
By Anonyme - 07/09/2014 19:29 - Belgique - Liège
By kitkataïe - 10/09/2014 10:33 - France - Bischwiller
By missy69 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Siegfridlambda - 13/09/2014 16:59 - France - Aubervilliers
By gaffeur - 13/09/2014 19:14 - France - Port-de-bouc
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By Anonyme - 19/09/2014 07:22 - France
By Lampadaiiire - 20/09/2014 22:06 - France
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur -sans compte- de cette VDM que j'ai postée cette nuit, quelques minutes après le drame... (Je ne retrouvais pas le sommeil, bizarrement!) Merci d'avoir validé cette anecdote, j'ai été surprise de voir la rapidité à laquelle elle a été publiée! Du coup, je réponds ici pour ajouter des détails puisque l'histoire n'est pas si "soudaine" : Je n'étais pas chez moi, et je m'endormais quand j'ai entendu le bruit d'un gros insecte se posant très près de mon oreille... Je me suis levée rapidement pour allumer la lumière et savoir ce que c'était quand j'ai vu ce papillon sur la tête de lit, qui s'est envolé directement sur le lustre, lequel se trouvant juste au dessus du lit défait. C'est là où je suppose qu'il est tombé (ou descendu), entre le moment où j'ai éteint et le moment où je me suis recouchée -vive les interrupteurs uniques, à l'autre bout de la chambre! Du coup, je me suis rendormie sans savoir que la bête était là, tapis dans l'ombre! Et là, le drame! Je suis tout autant étonnée que vous qu'il ait réussi à entrer, mais voilà, sachez que c'est possible, et pourtant sans avoir des sous-vêtements très "amples" :p En tous cas si quelqu'un a une idée d'explication, je suis preneuse! Donc j'ai senti un mouvement assez... Original (les battements d'ailes sont tout de même assez rares à cet endroit) et quand j'ai allumé la lumière et enlevé cette fameuse culotte que je ne suis pas prête de remettre, j'ai vu la bête... Je suis légèrement traumatisée, je l'avoue! Allez, dormez bien ! ;)
By BadKarma - 21/09/2014 14:32 - France - Bayonne
By Moyens-du-bord - 22/09/2014 18:20 - France - Lezennes
By regardemoimaman - 25/09/2014 22:48 - France - Belfort
By oui-oui... - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Jouaville
By logique - 27/09/2014 09:39 - France
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By douce nuit - 03/10/2014 16:03 - France - Les Angles
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour les précisions : - Non il ne s'agit pas d'une banale mise en friendzone, cette fille est une ex copine, pour qui j'ai toujours des sentiments. - La VDM a été reformulée, je ne lui ai pas dit à elle que je la rendrais heureuse, mais j'en ai juste fait le souhait (en regardant les étoiles, un verre de vodka à la main, mon dieu que de niaiserie ). - Elle ne sait pas que je l'aime encore, officiellement ça fait un sacré bout de temps que nous sommes redevenus simples amis et j'ai eu d'autres aventures depuis, du coup elle ne se doute pas. - J'ai accepté de tenter de la brancher auprès de mon pote. - Il a respecté le Bro-code :)