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By David - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By David - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Tout d'abord, merci d'avoir validé mon anectode, ça me fait vraiment super plaisir. ;) J'aimerai préciser quelques petites choses: mon anniversaire a eu lieu le 13 novembre, donc désolée pour le retard. ;) Ensuite, j'ai répondu au fur et à mesure que les gens postaient leur lessage, j'ai donc répondu individuellement; je n'ai donc pas fait de fautes en disant "toi aussi". Pour finir, je tenais à préciser à certaines personnes que je suis extrêmement fatiguée par le rythme scolaire du lycée, car je viens de rentrer en seconde, et oui, j'ai seulement 15 ans. ;) En tout cas, je peux vous dire que certains ont vraiment bien rigolé, d'autres n'ont pas comprit, j'ai donc fait passer cela pour une blague, comme l'on me l'avait conseillé en commentaire (je remercie d'ailleurs cette personne). :P En tout cas, je suis ravie que ma mésaventure vous ait plue. Bonne fin de journée à tous ! :D
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.