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By Anonyme - 24/06/2014 22:00 - France - Dreux
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Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de cette VDM Quelle surprise d'avoir été publiée !! Alors comme certains l'ont très bien expliqué oui il est autorisé de tourner à droite au feu rouge sauf signalisation l'interdisant. Ce n´est valable que dans certains États mais il faut tout de même marquer un arrêt. Ce qui est très pratique. On peut aussi téléphoner en conduisant et doubler par la droite. J'ai pas mal de (mauvaises) habitudes à chasser. Heureusement je ne me suis pas pris de PV ni de points en moins mais j'ai bien bien flippé ! Ils ont étaient compréhensifs mais il leur a fallut des preuves comme ma carte bancaire américaine et mon drive license pour bien prouver que je ne racontait pas des bêtises. Ah et conduire à gauche en Angleterre et passer à un feu rouge ce n'est pas vraiment comparable, à bon entendeur ;)
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM avec mon vrai pseudo, désolé de réagir 1 an après. L'histoire c'est que je suis allé chercher des habits de travail car je commençais un apprentissage, c'est pour ceci que le magasin était loin. Ce n'était pas une chaîne de magasin mais un unique. La vérité c'est que j'étais plutôt pressé de rentrer et je n'est essayé qu'une seule chaussure, malheureusement j'ai du refaire demi-tour pour récupérer sa sœur jumelle.