By ...... - 15/02/2011 12:53 - France
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olalala ma VDM a été publié :) Je pense effectivement que mon cher prof de droit pensait à François Hollande, le cas pratique faisant aussi référence à une certaine Angela de nationalité allemande...
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Bien le bonjour VDMiens, afin de mettre fin aux commentaires du genre "les enfants sont de plus en plus désagréables", "Je suis psy et cette réponse est signe d'un profond mal-être" ou encore "les programmes télévisé de plus en plus violents rendent les gamins agressifs", je sors de l'anonymat. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et en réalité la petite fille c'est moi, ou plutôt c’était moi il y a 17 ans de cela. Je vous rassure je suis parfaitement équilibrée, ma mère est en pleine santé, je n'ai pas épousé mon père et j'ai grandi avec les Minikeums et Disney. J'ai beaucoup aimé l'idée que j'ai pu être influencée par Astérix ou Blanche Neige et les sept nains ! Si je n'ai pas toujours été tendre avec mes parents, ils ont su tenir leur rôle et m'élever correctement pour faire de moi la femme comblée que je suis aujourd'hui ! Il faudrait que je demande à la principale intéressée (ma mère) comment elle a réagit quand je lui ai dit ça parce que je n'ai appris cette anecdote que très récemment et bien entendu je ne m'en rappelle absolument pas !