By Aucune_Chance - 03/05/2013 16:57
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By Aucune_Chance - 03/05/2013 16:57
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Je suis l'auteure (ça se dit ?) de la VDM. Effectivement, je suis bien une femme et "envoyé" sans "e" est une faute. Puisque vous voulez savoir la suite, elle est simple et prévisible : lorsque mon copain est rentré de sa soirée "entre amis", il a trouvé ses affaires dans un sac devant la porte. Il est quand même rentré dans l'appart pour comprendre (il avait un peu dessaoulé). Je me suis retenue de le gifler et l'ai simplement viré de chez moi (et de ma vie, à l'occasion). Ma pote ne l'est plus. Et désolée de tuer les espoirs de certains, mais même si j'aurais aimé leur faire payer la course trèèès cher, je n'ai pas pu : mon agence surveille de près tout ça. Voilà !
By pasdechance.com - 24/06/2013 10:28 - France - Marseille
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !