C'est pas le mien
By oups - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P
By Jet de Karmeliet - 15/01/2013 00:49 - France
By LylySancy - 18/01/2013 10:05 - France
Haha ! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Je m'explique un peu mieux : Je dormais quand il m'a réveillée pour me dire "Viens voir, je t'explique comment fonctionne le chauffe-eau." J'ai grogné quelque chose du genre "Gnnnnn, explique moi ici". Étant à moitié endormie, je ne comprenais rien à ses explications, d'où la demande du post-it. En me levant, j'ai trouvé ce post-it vierge. J'ai cru à une blague (c'est bien son style), j'ai beaucoup rît, puis j'ai posté cette VDM. Ensuite, je l'ai appelé et il m'a dit que le post-it vierge n'était pas une moquerie, simplement un repère pour que je localise le robinet à tourner. Les explications que je n'avais pas comprises étaient en réalité "Je te laisse un post-it pour que tu trouves le bon robinet, tu m'appelles pour les détails." J'ai donc pu prendre une douche chaude avant de me rendre au travail. Ça m'apprendra à avoir la flemme de sortir du lit pour prendre un cours de plomberie !
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM.Alors là j'hallucine... il y en a certains qui devraient se détendre un peu.... je rappelle que le nombre de caractères est plus que limité donc c'est très dur de tout faire rentrer et j'ai été obligée de couper plusieurs morceaux... quand je lui ai dit qu'elle n'avait pas de chance avec ses invités c'est surtout que le vegan c'est déjà pas simple de faire quelque chose de vraiment bon 100% vegan mais que si en plus t'as des intolérants au gluten en plus ça devient compliqué (surtout pour le traiteur et soit dit en passant elle veut un menu normal sans aucune restriction contrairement à celles liées au dessert ). Quant à plaindre le futur marié c'est surtout qu'aux vues des désidératas de sa promise au niveau du gâtea, j'ose à peine imaginer ce que le reste des préparatifs va donner....