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By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
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By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
By anonyme - 13/06/2008 16:01
By pourquoimoi? - 08/07/2008 23:36
By ScHinZe - 29/07/2008 12:54
By La Poch' - 09/10/2008 20:53
By shukra - 31/10/2008 17:33
By aperl - 22/12/2008 11:01
By nessi - 22/12/2008 22:51
Préciser le fait que la prof a un accent iranien n'est en rien offensif, loin de là. Il s'agissait simplement de restituer au mieux le contexte pour rendre tout le comique de l'anecdote, n'est-ce pas aloux ? Ayant la chance de connaître cette chère Madame ********* j'ajouterais pour finir que son merveilleux petit accent fait en partie son charme...
By Jean-Luc - 23/12/2008 10:28
By minidoux - 26/12/2008 13:11
#10, oui on avait des petits ramequins devant nous. #18 c'était pas un mickey à proprement parlé, disons plutot juste un drole de gout... Enfin bon, ça a stoppé le jeu!
By Lepont - 29/12/2008 16:29
By hum - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Gourde - 31/12/2008 13:24
Je ne sais vraiment pas d'où ça m'est venu, parce que mes légumes ne vont jamais ailleurs que dans le frigo ou dans mon assiette ! On va dire que je fais des associations d'idées un peu bizarres...
By Gold-man - 04/01/2009 13:43
By rukia23 - 13/01/2009 21:19
Premièrement j'ai acheté ce jean car les marques taillent mieux et oui y'en a marre des jeans qui serrent aux cuisses et qui baillent de 30 m vers les fesses. J'y peux rien. Ensuite, je fais beaucoup de sport et je me suis baissée des tonnes de fois avant sans que le jean craque : je précise il n'était pas trop petit. C'est juste un coup de pas de chance.
By Jeannou - 25/01/2009 12:11
By mamantrangleuse - 29/01/2009 16:41
By jezucri - 03/02/2009 14:58
By mazzancola - 06/02/2009 14:52
By Gerard_Lambert - 10/02/2009 11:04
réponse aux com' (oui, c'est moi celle qui ne doit pas avoir son numéro :-/) et la bonne question est POURQUOI ??? ma copine, elle voulait son numéro pour le boulot (on est tous les 3 collègues). je lui ai jamais demandé de prendre son numéro pour moi (non mais quelle idée !). si je voulais son numéro, je lui aurai demandé, c'est pas compliqué quand même ! je ne crois pas l'avoir saoulé... c'est même lui qui m'a saoulée récemment ! je crois que ce type est un peu parano...