DreamDealer

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About Dreamdealer

Enfant du soir, Bonsoir.
Je suis le vendeur de rêve, je passe la nuit cher toi pour que tu fasses de très beaux rêves qui ne tourmenteront pas tes nuits (oui c'est bizarre dit comme ça mais je m'en fiche :D) .Tu feras des beaux rêves comme un petit bébé qui vient de naître.
Le jour, avant mon dur travail de nuit, je suis en Prépa concours de Sous-officier de gendarmerie, sinon mes loisirs sont limités, je fais de la musculation, du Jujistu (sport de combat), du Vtt (cross-montain), et de la course à pied. Bon sinon quand j'ai le temps je geek sur les réseaux et les plateformes où alors je sors en ville.
Ps: Mp moi je te répond avec le plus grand plaisir!!
Ps 2 : OlympeGirl mon enfant préféré j'aime !!!

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belgath tells us more.

belgath 0

Le pire c'est que c'est ma femme qui m'a dit : "Regarde tes jambes couillons" ^^'

eths17 tells us more.

eths17 0

Merci beaucoup à tous les gens qui m'ont donné des conseils ! Aujourd'hui j'ai remarqué qu'il a fait pipi (mais seulement pipi) c'est ça le problème. Avant hier j'ai retrouvé des ptits bouts de crotte sur ma moquette!! donc je persiste à croire qu'il a trouvé un bon ptit coin ! Au pire j'irai voir la véto ! Pour les gens qui me prennent pour une négligée ! C'est pas que je change toutes les semaines, c'est qu'au fil des jours, comme la litière était propre, je voyais pas la nécessité de changer ! Et c'est après que j'ai vu que ça faisait quand même UNE semaine !! Voilà, sinon, c'est tous les 3 jours ! Mai vous inquiétez pas, je prends soin de mon minou ! C'est la véritable personne que j'aime lol :P merci à tous

Scavenger tells us more.

Scavenger 1

Je tenais à préciser que c'était d'avantage des gémissements que des cris, mais il me fallait un mot court pour entrer dans les 300 caractères... J'ai quand même quelques notions de respect et de modestie. En revanche, il est vrai que si j'entends jusqu'aux sons MSN de ma voisine, je m'étais arrêté à une considération sur la minceur des cloisons, sans envisager que l'inverse était valable également... De ce point de vue là, je l'ai bien mérité.

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Tanel 0

Non, il n'a pas eu de bisous ! -_- Y manquerait plus que ça tiens... Vous auriez vu (ou plutôt senti) le père noël en question, vous l'auriez fait courir aussi croyez moi... >