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By Tallaron - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By Tallaron - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By nomade319 - 16/05/2013 14:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!
By Kangourou - 24/05/2013 22:24 - France
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By pianozig - 29/05/2013 02:41 - Guadeloupe - Bouillante
Bonjour à tous Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM. Alors cette histoire est vraie. J'ai assisté hier et aujourd'hui à une formation dans un parc. Le cadre était très agréable : forêt toute proche, rivière, carbets, poneys, oiseaux en foule, espèces rares de poules, pintades et ... paon. Il n'y a pas de paons en Guadeloupe et je ne sais pas où ils sont allés chercher celui du parc mais enfin, il était là, avec son cri rauque. Et puis d'un coup, un bruit pas possible : le paon s'attaquait à une voiture et croyez-moi, il l'a bien amochée. Ce n'était pas la mienne mais j'ai trouvé que c'était une vraie VDM et je l'ai donc raconté. Pour info, le pauvre monsieur à qui c'est arrivé a garé sa voiture très loin ce matin. Voilà. Et chapeau pour vos commentaires. Certains sont très drôles.
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By Arth37 - 07/07/2013 11:01 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
Bonsoir :) Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Petit épilogue : je suis repassé ce matin au supermarché, à la caisse de la jeune fille qui a assisté à mon désespoir. En plus d'être ravissante, elle est très sympathique. On a bien rigolé de l'anecdote, je lui ai même précisé l'avoir soumise à VDM !