Masterchef
By Lucie032 - 26/05/2013 18:02 - France - Villejuif
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By Lucie032 - 26/05/2013 18:02 - France - Villejuif
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By sangpoursang - 21/06/2013 16:24 - France - Merlebach
bonjour! je suis l'auteur, et l'heureuse élue du coeur de l'homme-qui-paniquait-trop ^^ pour vous rassurer, nous avons 5 enfants, et mon homme a bel et bien paniqué complet des le début du travail. mais bizarrement, pas au moment de la naissance. il supporte mal de voir les siens se faire mal, il imagine toujours le pire. il a quand même eut la présence d'ésprit de me donner du papier wc pour éponger mon sang :D sinon mon nez va bien, fracture minime, sans déplacement, donc ça va ^^ l'homme est rassuré, mais sur le coup, il a fallut que je le calme..mais j'ai l'habitude, je ne suis pas quelqu'un qui panique..j'ai même rigolé... bref, mon homme est un homme, un vrai, qui s'inquiète juste beaucoup pour ceux qu'il aime :) merci pour vos com' :)
By insigne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By twinmum - 23/06/2013 07:45 - France
Je suis l'auteure ce cette vdm , effectivement elle ne date pas d'aujourd'hui mais de fin juillet dernier lorsque j'ai accouché de mes jumeaux, je viens d'y repenser en le voyant peindre.. Il m'a aussi laissé un autre souvenir impérissable en me tapotant sur le genou pour me féliciter à l'endroit même ou les sages femmes avaient oublié de me retirer une aiguille d'acupuncture , en y repensant aujourd'hui ce sont des souvenirs rigolos ^^
By mika7629 - 23/06/2013 22:11 - France
By UnePortugaise - 24/06/2013 10:38 - France - Tours
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et merci aux créateurs du site de l'avoir publiée. Alors pour tous ceux qui veulent savoir, je fais taille 42, 1m81 pour 70kg ! Donc effectivement, je suis loin de ressembler à Marilyn Monroe ^^ Ensuite, le "Avec la grâce en moins et la graisse en plus.", c'était aussi pour la formulation ! Je suis loin de ressembler à une brindille, et oui, j'ai de la cellulite, comme la majorité des femmes. Donc ça ne me plait pas plus que ça de la montrer à tous les passants. A tous les rageux qui me disent de faire régime ou du sport, ou de m'habiller avec plus de couches, blablabla ... j'ai un rythme de vie qui ne me permet pas de le faire. Je fais ce que je peux niveau nourriture, et pour le sport, le jour je travaille et la nuit, je dors, donc je n'ai pas vraiment le temps. Pour tous les autres, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez fait sourire :-) Oui, je m'accepte (plus ou moins ^^) avec mes kilos mal placés, et Chéri les aime aussi, donc tout va bien !!! Bisous à tous !