By BeatboxJog - 27/01/2016 20:43 - France - Paris
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
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Inception
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I like your style
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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It's in the can!
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The Mixer
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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One more and it's business time
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
A new thumb
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Heuh…
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Trou noir
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La bonne blague
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Un jour, mon prince…
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Sympa
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L'enfer
By lephagocyte - 31/12/2012 09:01 - France - Martillac
Youpidouuuu, une VDM publiée ! Quelle fierté ! Dans tous les cas, j'en suis plus fière que la VDM en elle même :-D Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Tellement que j'ai repris celui de Cuistodingo (#18) comme pseudo ^^ Pour donner quelques précisions, déjà, je vais courir dehors, sur les bords d'une rivière et pas en salle ... heureusement ! Donc, il n'y a pas énormément de monde. En plus, je n'y vais pas aux "heures de pointe" quand il y a les familles qui se baladent, etc. Ceci dit, aucune des personnes que j'ai croisé ne s'est retournée suite à un de mes prouts (nb à zeboss91, je trouve que prout sonne mieux que pet, désolé :-D et merci Alan, belle répartie ^^), donc je pensais vraiment qu'ils ne faisaient pas beaucoup de bruit (mais peut être qu'ils étaient trop âgés pour entendre ... ou pour savoir si c'était eux ou moi ... ouuuuh je suis méchante ! Cela dit, il y aurait une autre VDM que je pourrais raconter ici mais niveau VDM prout, je vais m'arrêter pour un petit moment :-D). Et ils n'étaient pas non plus odorants ou peut être qu'il faudrait que, comme l'a suggéré marieS06 (#35), je m'occupe de me déboucher le nez après m'être débouché le nez (... et les fesses ... :-D). Mise à part ça, il m'arrive souvent d'aller courir avec un ami donc sans musique mais j'évite de lâcher mes intestins de peur que ça s'entende (j'ai quand même un peu de bon sens Ae1234 (#6) ;-)). Hier, étant toute seule et sans écouteur, je n'ai pas hésité et j'ai ainsi remarqué qu'ils faisaient beaucoup plus de bruit que je ne l'imaginais, ce qui m'a beaucoup fait rire. Voilà pour la petite histoire. Pour finir, je tiens à dédicacer cette VDM à ma soeur qui n'est pas en reste niveau rots et pets (oui je te balance, gniark, gniark, gniark !) Ps : Je n'avais pas de compte avant de publier cette VDM ... comme pas mal de personne en fait ^^ (sauf que je l'écris en PS :-P)