By Fran6 - 27/08/2015 17:34 - France - Le Bignon
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Hé ça va les gens détendez vous! C'est moi qui ai posté la vdm. Je me plains pas j'aide ma mère a la maison vous inquiétez pas, c'était juste pour relever l'ironie de la situation. J'accuse personne, je sais que ma mère fait de son mieux, je fais souvent les repas à la maison, là avec la rentrée j'avais moins le temps, c'est pour ça qu'on commande des pizzas. Ça me convient très bien, c'était juste pour montrer l'ironie de la situation détendez vous
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je suis assez surprise mais contente qu'elle ait été publiée ! :) Je crois qu'une petite explication s'impose : Tout d'abord, j'ai acheté cette ventouse pour ma mère qui voulait réduire la cellulite présente sur ses cuisses. Je ne pourrai pas vous dire si cela fonctionne ou pas, étant donné que nous ne l'avons reçue qu'hier ! Cette nuit donc, alors que je regardais tranquillement une série télé sur mon ordinateur, voilà que je me mets machinalement à jouer avec la ventouse. Après quelques essais sur mes bras, elle a fini par atterrir sur mon visage sans que je ne m'en rende vraiment compte (je suis excusable, il était quasiment 2 heures du matin). Résultats : deux bleus. 1 sur la joue et 1 sur le front. Je ne m'en suis rendue compte que lorsque je me suis retrouvée devant le miroir pour me démaquiller. Je me suis sentie vachement bête ! Je crois que je ne retenterais pas l'expérience de sitôt, les bleus étant encore bien visibles sur mon visage. Voilà pour l'explication, rien de bien folichon. Juste une étourderie qui m'aura fait bien rire !