Un revenant !
By boulets - 28/01/2016 16:00 - France
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By boulets - 28/01/2016 16:00 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! J'arrive un peu tard mais mieux vaut tard que jamais. En faites cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivé mais à ma mère fin 2015 lors de l'annonce à mes grand-parents. Mes parents ont donc déjà trois enfants (moi compris). Je suis l'ainé âgée de 19 ans et ma soeur qui est la plus jeune en a 15. Donc voilà, mes parents ne sont plus tout jeune, tout jeune, ce qui explique la phrase de ma grand-mère. On en a beaucoup rie (même ma grand-mère d'ailleurs après coup même si elle était un peu réticente à l'idée). Voilà... Mise à part cela, je ne suis pas venu répondre aux commentaires plus tôt car ça me faisait un peu mal du fait que peu après ma mère à fait une fausse couche... Donc voilà, vous connaissez plus clairement l'histoire. Je ne me suis pas étendu sur le fait qu'elle avait déjà trois enfants et nos âge du au fait que je n'avais pas assez de caractère que pour le faire.