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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Alors pour ceux qui veulent savoir, ce petit bout n'était pas prévu pour tout de suite on voulait attendre un peu avant d'avoir un 2eme bébé (le premier a 3 ans et demi) mais pas une seconde nous avons pensé à ne pas le garder. Nous ne sommes pas riches mais on réussira à les élever correctement. Ma belle mère est un peu particulière, il faut savoir que quand notre premier est né cela faisait 20 ans que mon homme ne lui avait pas adressé la parole. J'ai fais ce que je pouvais pour qu'il renouent le dialogue car elle est la seule grand mère de mon fils, mes parents et le père de mon mari étant décédés. Je ne le regrette pas car mon fils est heureux de la voir. Seulement on est pas toujours d'accord sur la façon d'élever mon enfant elle et moi. Elle a des idées bien arrêtées sur certaines choses que je ne supporte pas. Mais bon je fais des efforts pour que ça se passe bien. Seulement là je peux vous assurer que la connaissant il n'y avait rien de "protecteur" ou "inquiet" dans sa phrase. Elle était vraiment choquée qu'on puisse vouloir un 2eme bébé. Je peux vous dire que, heureusement pour elle je n'étais pas avec eux, parce que si j'avais été là elle s'en serait pris une. Je ne laisse personne parler comme ça de mes enfants, né ou à naître. Voilà voilà.
By MamanBlasée - 27/11/2016 06:51 - France - Aoste
Salut, je suis l'auteur de la VDM! (L'homme heureux qui assume trop) Le film très connu en question était "Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" (mystère solved) Pour la petite histoire (c'est l'instant ou je raconte ma vie) j'avais téléchargé 3/4 différentes versions, ne manquait qu'une version pornographique et j'avais le tiercé gagnant (même que y'aurais eu une drôle d'utilisation d'un artichaut dedans, j'en suis sur.). Au bout de la 4e, j'abandonne... Puis une idée me vient à l'esprit... "Mais, je l'ai pas en DVD?!". Pour l'autre petite histoire, c'est l'un des premiers DVD que j'ai acheté avec mon papa avec mes sous à moi (ou plutôt, les sous de la petite souris et de la grand mère Yvonne, c'était p'tet même encore les francs a l'époque) et j'avais complétement oublié que je l'avais encore, perdu derrière une rangée de DVD, celle qui est tout en bas, pleine de poussière. Depuis cette boutade, le DVD est sur mon bureau, j'ai l’impression que le regard souriant d'Audrey Tautou sur la boite me suit du regard.