Les années Minitel
By Anonyme - 11/03/2020 17:00
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By Anonyme - 11/03/2020 17:00
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By "ing.piou" - 17/10/2019 13:51
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette vie de merde ! Tout d'abord je vous raconte pas ma joie d'avoir été publiée. Ma vie va enfin changer 😁😁😁 Merci pour vos commentaires. Pour plus de précisions, et pour ceux qui se demandent pourquoi je ne me suis pas réveillée en l'entendant toquer a la porte eh bien voilà... Cela faisait une semaine que je ne dormais plus car mon fils etait malade et se réveillait toutes les 20 a 30 minutes. Du coup j'étais totalement ko au point d'hésiter a demander un arrêt de 2 jours pour me reposer ! Donc oui je ne l'ai pas entendu car j'étais dans un sommeil ultra profond. Mon patron était assez mal pour moi et l'a plutôt bien pris. Il a une bonne assurance et m'a même dit de rentrer me reposer. J'ai une super boîte. Oui a existe encore 😁
By Anonyme - 29/09/2019 16:00
Quelques détails concernant ma VDM qui a eu lieu maintenant il y a pas mal d'années : ma copine m'avait laissé tomber pour le frère d'une amie commune. Elle n'avait même pas eu le courage de me le dire en direct, mais avait chargé assez peu élégamment notre amie commune de me l'annoncer. Je n'avais pas compris ce qui m'arrivait, car il n'y avait apparemment pas de nuages dans notre relation. J'ai compris par la suite que cette copine ressentait un besoin pressant de se marier et d'avoir des enfants, et jugeait que de mon côté, j'accordais trop d'importance à mes études : j'étais en effet à l'époque étudiant en classes préparatoires aux Grandes Ecoles. Quand même pas très cool de sa part... Et 5 ans après, elle me disait me regretter...