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C'est pas comme ça que ça marche

By Fullmetal - 25/02/2017 22:00 - France - Yvetot

Aujourd'hui, je suis bénévole dans une association de consommateurs. Une dame me demande pourquoi son propriétaire lui demande tout le loyer du mois de janvier, alors qu'elle est partie trois semaines en vacances au Sénégal. J'ai dû lui expliquer trois fois pourquoi elle devait payer. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 20 253

You deserved it 1 432

By Anonyme - 24/02/2017 18:00 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai vu mon amie, qui fumait à coté de moi, sortir sa Ventoline, prendre deux bouffées, puis continuer à fumer sereinement. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 20 079

You deserved it 1 341

By 2pas_sage - 23/02/2017 16:00 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai dû expliquer pendant de longues minutes à un usager que non, je ne pouvais pas lui réserver de chambre. Je travaille à l'Hôtel du Département. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 15 772

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By madman - 23/02/2017 20:00 - France - Angers

Aujourd'hui, je rentre à la maison et entends ma femme depuis la cuisine : "J'ai envie de toi, c'est plus fort que moi, alors vas-y, ruine mon cul." Je crains le pire et m'empresse d'aller voir ce qu'il se passe. Elle parlait à son pot de Nutella. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 23 663

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By Barack'sFriend - 23/02/2017 12:00 - France

Aujourd'hui, le garçon sur qui j'ai des vues depuis des mois m'invite enfin au cinéma. Ne voulant pas dire à mes parents que je serais seule avec lui, je donne quelques prénoms au hasard lorsqu'ils me demandent avec qui j'y vais. Sous la panique, le nom de Barack Obama est sorti. VDM

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L'appel du désir

By Tarte - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - France

Aujourd'hui, je propose à mon copain, assez flemmard, de passer chez moi en lui envoyant une photo de moi en petite tenue. Il refuse, prétextant qu'il joue en ligne avec des amis. Je lui ai envoyé une photo de la tarte aux pommes que je venais de sortir du four. Il était là dans les 10 minutes. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 21 025

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By gilgp - 15/05/2009 23:07

Aujourd'hui, ma mère me parle au téléphone, et comme à son habitude, elle parle beaucoup, je ne dis que des "Oui, ha ? Hmm d'accord". Soudain, elle me dit : "Bon, je te laisse, rappelle-moi, bisous." Fin des nouveaux messages. Oui, j'ai eu une conversation avec le message sur mon répondeur. VDM

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By Finchon - 02/06/2008 22:28

Aujourd'hui, aquariophilie au programme. J'ai transféré mes bébés poissons (deux mois de "bichonnage" dans un bac maternité) dans mon grand et bel aquarium. J'aurai du faire ça à une autre heure que celle des repas habituels car les autres occupants du bac ont pensé que c'était le repas de Noël. VDM

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Tuesday 3 June 2008 16:23

C'était le soir, lumière éteinte, bac densément planté et tout le monde (les gros) avait été nourri copieusement avant. C'est le matin au réveil (pour moi) et lors du recensement qu'il manquait une bonne moitié de la nouvelle promotion des nouveaux "poipois". Aucune idée du ou des coupables, je soupçonne les loches (pour les experts) mais je n'en ai pas la preuve. De toute façon, lorsque j'ai des bébés Guppy, la femelle qui accouche est entourée de ses autres amies qui consomment alors de l'extra frais. C'est la loi de la nature...

By Heyhey - 09/03/2008 23:21

Aujourd'hui, j'ai rencontré pour la première fois quelqu'un qui a le même prénom que moi. J'ai 20 ans et cette personne en a 97. VDM

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By LGM - 20/06/2008 17:44

Aujourd'hui, j'appelle les renseignements téléphoniques pour connaître le numéro de la préfecture de Lyon. "Y a pas !", me répond l'opérateur aussi sec. Quand j'ai insisté : "LYON avec un Y", il s'est énervé : "Fallait préciser !" et il m'a raccroché au nez. VDM

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Saturday 21 June 2008 18:56

Evidemment que j'ai Internet!!! ;-( mais au moment où j'ai eu besoin de ce renseignement, j'étais en voiture - arrêtée pour ne pas perdre quatre points- et je n'habite pas Lyon, j'y venais juste pour aider mes parents à faire un changement de plaques minéralogiques.