By Anonymous - 07/09/2017 23:02
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By Morte - 28/08/2017 11:07
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Salut ! Je viens de voir passer ma VDM sur facebook ! Je pensais pas qu'elle serait validée merci beaucoup. J'ai lu tout les commentaires postés à ce jour et qu'est ce que j'ai pu rire ! Du coup pour fêter ça j'ai créé un compte pour vous apporter le fin mot de l'histoire pour ceux que ça intéresse. Pour la petite histoire, tout ça a commencé il y a trois ans quand j'ai divorcé. J'ai envoyé les papiers et il y a eu cette erreur. C'était la galère totale, j'ai essayé d'appeler parce qu'à cause du divorce j'étais dans une situation financière pas terrible. Du temps de mon mariage j'ai très peu travaillé. Mon ex-mari étant militaire je le suivais pour des séjours à l'étranger et quand on a un master de droit français et qu'on vit pas en France c'est pas évident. Du coup j'ai déménagé plusieurs fois rencontrant à chaque fois des conseillers à la ramasse a qui je demandais de trouver le fameux acte de décès, j'ai eu beau faire des attestations rien à faire alors j'ai lâché l'affaire quand j'ai trouvé du travail. Heureusement l'info de ma mort ne s'est pas propagé au delà de la CAF alors je me suis dit pas grave de toute façon j'avais un bon salaire et droit à rien alors j'ai laissé tombé. Sauf qu'il y a quelques mois j'ai du faire ma déclaration de grossesse et vu qu'à priori les morts peuvent pas avoir d'enfants ça a été la galère. Mais cette fois j'ai eu la chance de tomber sur une conseillère au top qui a fait le nécessaire et en deux semaines c'était réglé ! Bon courage à tout ceux dans une situation similaire, se battre contre l'administration n'est pas chose facile.
Identification de la panne en cours
By Anonyme - 24/08/2017 22:56
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nanette29200 tells us more.
bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et elle n'est pas inventé! mais par contre elle ne m'est pas arriver a moi ^^ , il es vrais que tous dépend des régions ou des pays on donne des noms différent au organe génitaux apparemment cette maîtresse dit lune pour les filles. pour expliquer un peu la petite a envoyer boulet la maîtresse quand au toilette la maîtresse lui a demander si elle avais bien essuyer sa lune et la petite lui a répondu " ma quoi?? la lune c'est dans le ciel je peut pas l'essuyer!!" et bien sur la petite lui a sortis que sa maman appeler ca le vagin mais bon comme beaucoup on dit on parle normalement de vulve, mais je trouve que pour une gamine de 4 ans ne pas vouloir utiliser les termes enfantin est déjà pas mal ^^ . et donc cette maîtresse a prétendu à la maman qu'elle retirer toute son innocence à son enfant en lui apprenant ce genre de terme! heureusement la maman ne change absolument rien à l'éducation qu'elle donne, c'est enfants son hyper intelligent, polies, éveiller, des enfants comme on voudrais en voir tous les jours!
Révélation
By Vanish - 16/08/2017 23:04
non mais le client en question n'était pas étranger. de plus, je l'avais dit sur le ton de la plaisanterie, rien de méchant, mais là il m'a bien bluffé....