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By Gs. - 30/05/2011 15:51
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You are now a certified FML member
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM :) Alors non ma mère ne fait pas exprès de me laisser la fève tout simplement parce que je m'en fout complètement de l'avoir ou non et aussi pare qu'elle ne sait jamais où elle est xD (RIP aux nombreuses fèves de mon enfance morte dans d'atroce douleurs...) Et non, ça aurait pu être beau mais elle ne l'a pas remise dans ma part, la fève était en plein milieu sans un seul trou sur le côté ^^ R12003 ; j'ai 18 ans. Maintenant explique-moi en quoi ne pas avoir la fève fait de ma mère une radine ? Et en quoi je me fais enfler ? Je n'ai pas chaque année eu la fève que je sache et si je l'ai, je ne lui dois rien. Aléa_Doju Oui une jurassienne 0/ et non elle n'a pas beaucoup de chance mais elle est quand même très gentille :3
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By Oups - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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Au final, quand je l'ai dit à son père, il s'est marré pendant 3 heures en disant que la vérité sort de la bouche des enfants ... et moi bah au moment de lui laver les cheveux, j'ai bien tiré, en précisant que les bouseux ne sont pas tendres ... Elle le fait plus depuis ^^
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Ma musique c'était du Linspektor (un groupe de rock) :(