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Lilwenn-licorne's favorite FMLs

By Manon - 31/12/2018 07:30

Aujourd'hui, à la caisse du supermarché, une future maman placée devant moi me regarde, se fâche, et demande à ce qu'on nous laisse passer en précisant que nous sommes toutes deux en fin de grossesse. Je n'ai pas osé avouer que je n'étais pas enceinte et je suis passé devant tout le monde. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 7 782

You deserved it 1 044

By Je-peux-pas-j'ai-licorne - 31/12/2018 08:30 - France - Oraison

Aujourd'hui, elle a reçu le peignoir licorne commandé au Père Noël. Elle s'est jetée dessus, l'a enfilé et a couru dans toute la maison en criant à tue-tête : "Je suis une licorne !". Elle, ce n'est pas ma fille mais... mon épouse de 52 ans. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 8 362

You deserved it 1 223

Mentholé

By JLZ - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - France

Aujourd'hui, en me brossant les dents, vient le moment de cracher dans le lavabo. C'était sans compter sur mon chat qui est arrivé pile à ce moment-là. Je suis maintenant en train de courir après un chat couvert de dentifrice à travers mon appartement. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 7 332

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 09:30 - France - Ustaritz

Aujourd'hui, j'ai demandé ma copine en mariage et elle a accepté. Seul problème, on doit attendre sa sœur jumelle pour qu'elles se marient le même jour. Elle est célibataire. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 8 491

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By Hyène - 28/12/2018 09:30

Aujourd'hui, je suis boxeuse et ma seule défense contre les chatouilles de mon compagnon a été un réflexe malheureux : un direct dans le visage. Dans le nez. VDM.

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Moment de silence

By toutlemondeenprofite - 27/12/2018 16:00

Aujourd'hui, j'arrive au boulot, m'installe à mon bureau en plein milieu de l'open space, et branche mon ordinateur au chargeur resté là. Il s'allume instantanément grâce au SSD et fait profiter tout le monde du porno que j’ai regardé la veille. Ah oui, c'est vrai qu'hier il s'est éteint à cause du manque de batterie. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 6 852

You deserved it 5 169

By Miracle - 14/11/2019 17:54

Aujourd'hui, mon père est dans le coma suite à un violent AVC et je suis à son chevet avec quelques membres de ma famille. Par téléphone, une tante nous souhaite bien du courage à tous pour affronter son décès à venir. “Ah bah, c’est gentil ça !”, a répondu mon père. Il venait de se réveiller. VDM

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Kamoulo 22

Wednesday 2 January 2019 14:30

Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm ! Je viens de voir qu'elle été publiée (pas eu de notif). J'ai écrit cette vdm au nom de ma mère, pour que ce soit plus simple (il s'agit donc en réalité de mon grand-père, et non de mon père). Donc pour l'explication, le corps médical a diagnostiqué un grave AVC, qui aurait provoqué une crise d'épilepsie avant de plonger mon grand père dans le comas. Ma mère a donc prévenu toute la famille pour qu'on puisse venir faire nos adieux à mon grand père; les médecins ayant dit que c'était irrécupérable. En réalité, mon grand père est tombé dans le comas après une crise d'épilepsie un peu trop violente, mais absolument pas à cause d'un avc ! La tante qui était au téléphone (ma grand tante) est en mauvaise forme et ne pouvaient donc pas se déplacer, c'est pourquoi elle était au téléphone avec la famille présente sur place, pour soutenir tout le monde comme elle le pouvait. Bref, du coup on a tous vécu des jours très angoissant pour pas grand chose, et aujourd'hui mon papy est à nouveau en forme et a passé un joyeux noël avec toute la famille !