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  • Friday 24 June 1977
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Top 10 July-August-September 2016

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Top 10 April-May-June 2016

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Top 100 January-February-March 2016

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Top 100 October-November-December 2015

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Top 100 July-August-September 2015

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Top 500 April-May-June 2015

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Top 500 January-February-March 2015

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Top 500 July-August-September 2013

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Top 100 April-May-June 2013

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Supersize Menu

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

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50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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Mobility

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Socialite

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

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One of us!

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Omelette Master Badge

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Multitasking

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One more and it's business time

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Lilwenn-licorne's favorite FMLs

PtitPing0uin tells us more.

PtitPing0uin 15

Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)

Stellounette tells us more.

Stellounette 6

Suis-je conne au point de me rendre compte que c'est ma VDM et que je l'est posté alors que je n'était pas connecté !! VDM pour moi :) & sinon, cette VDM n'a rien de pervers, je l'ai juste mal tournée !! :)

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ellezaimeuhhre 11

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et oui, j'ai due avoir un problème de neurones voir, ma blondeur qui à pris le dessus? Cette vdm n'est pas récente en fait, c'était quand j'ai accouché de mon second enfant, donc entre les nuits blanches et le reste, le cerveau ne suivait plus et j'avais des visites dix fois par jour! Bref, ça nous a permis de se prendre un bon fou rire, elle a fait mon repassage et j'ai noté sur un tableau les jours où elle serait présente.

aurelie574 tells us more.

aurelie574 48

Merci pour vos commentaires et votre soutien, bon, ce n'est "que" pour un job d'été mais c'était le seul entretien que j'avais décroché et malheureusement il ne se fera pas ^^

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JoRedWhale 10

Bonjour, c'est moi qui ai posté la VDM. Cette histoire m'est arrivée quand j'avais 18 ans, je venais juste de rentrer en France pour mes études. Ma mère, restée à l'étranger, touchait des aides pour moi de la part du ministère des Affaires Etrangères, et pour cela elle m'avait demandé de lui envoyer un certificat du CROUS et un autre de la CAF pour prouver que je ne touchais ni bourses étudiantes, ni allocations. Je n'ai eu aucun soucis avec le CROUS, mais avec la CAF, cette petite comédie a duré prés d'1/2 heure, et ils ont finit par faire descendre un responsable, qui a fait descendre un autre responsable, qui m'a signé un pauvre papier photocopié en soupirant.....

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floyd_1992 4

Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)