lilwenn-licorne

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Top 10 July-August-September 2016

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Top 10 April-May-June 2016

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Top 100 January-February-March 2016

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Top 100 October-November-December 2015

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Top 100 July-August-September 2015

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Top 500 April-May-June 2015

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Top 500 January-February-March 2015

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Top 500 July-August-September 2013

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Top 100 April-May-June 2013

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Supersize Menu

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy month-versary

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At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Perfectionist

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Beginner

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

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Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

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One of us!

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Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Multitasking

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One more and it's business time

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Lilwenn-licorne's favorite FMLs

margauxweb tells us more.

margauxweb 17

Je ne parlais effectivement pas de "ma femme", étant une femme je ne pense pas que j'utiliserais un jour un terme aussi négatif que "chienne en chaleur" pour désigner une humaine qui serait ma compagne (si j'en avais une). C'est donc bien un chien femelle (celle de ma photo de profil) qui a ses chaleurs à la maison. Le chien des douanes était comme un fou et, non, ils ne font manifestement pas la différence entre une odeur d'appel au sexe (pour eux) et une odeur de drogue. Les douaniers se sont bien marrés quand je leur ai expliqué pourquoi leur chien me sentait, mais ont quand même fouillé mon sac (ce qui ne m'était JAMAIS arrivé avant).

nuit_des_temps tells us more.

nuit_des_temps 28

Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)

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Unknown09 7

Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)

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Laetti01 5

Salut tout le monde! Je suis l'auteure de cette Vdm! :) je viens de lire tous vos commentaires et je me suis bien marrée (j'accepte tous vos "poutou" avec plaisir ^^). En fait, c'était un isloir en fer avec des armatures pliantes fixées avec de petites vis. Visiblement ça n'a pas tenu et tout s'est écroulé sur moi dans un bruit assez spectaculaire...mais tout c'est bien passé et ça a fini dans un fou rire général du bureau de vote car la fille qui comptabilisait les votes m'a ensuite dit haut et fort "d'aller dans un autre urinoir" pour pouvoir voter ^^ la pauvre, elle était crevée!

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PaaBliiTo 7

J'assure que ceci n'était pas fait exprès, d'où le bide ^^