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By Sasmira - 26/07/2013 11:18 - France - Lyon
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By Sasmira - 26/07/2013 11:18 - France - Lyon
By Vachette - 27/07/2013 07:50 - France - Riom
By mere_tyrannique - 27/07/2013 12:48 - France - Paris
By Chocolate-Bar - 28/07/2013 12:25 - France - Dijon
By Anonyme - 28/07/2013 15:25 - France - Plan-de-cuques
By vdmboy - 29/07/2013 02:11 - France - Touvois
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By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 16:04 - France - Vallauris
By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 21:43 - Belgique - Brussels
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By George-Robert - 03/08/2013 15:16 - France - Toulon
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By Calmy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Espagne
By Sijeune - 08/08/2013 21:01 - France - Viuz-la-chi
Wow... Ce site a pour slogan, "ma vie, c'est de la merde, et je vous emmerde". C'est à peu près ce que je pense en lisant certains commentaires... Je ne visite ce site que quelques fois par mois voire par an... Donc, je m'excuse si ma VDM ressemble à une déjà publiée, surtout que j'avais fait une recherche par mot-clé avant de soumettre la mienne parce que je savais qu'elle ne serait pas validée s'il existait une VDM similaire... Je pense que certaines personnes prennent les choses trop au sérieux. Pour ma part, je me contente de lire les VDM et de me marrer. Ou pas. De là à donner des leçons de morale... faut pas charrier :P Si j'avais raconté un truc du genre, 'Aujourd'hui, j'approche de mes trente ans et je fais le bilan : abandonnée à la naissance, violée à 13 ans, séquestrée à 18 ans, stérile à 22 ans, veuve à 28 ans. J'hésite encore à me suicider. VDM" Sérieux, ça ferait rire qui ? ;) Détendez-vous les gens, je me suis bidonnée en voyant ma tronche le lendemain matin, et mes amis aussi. C'était l'occasion d'être publiée sur VDM quoi ?! Ça ne fait pas de moi une victime naïve de la société de consommation... Au moins, j'aurais essayé avant de juger :P Allez, bisous :*
Je suis l'auteure (au féminin) de la VDM. Et je vois qu'une mise au point s'impose. Beaucoup n'y croit pas, mais ça s'est réellement passé. Le notaire recherchait depuis plusieurs semaines une femme qui a le même nom de famille et le même prénom que moi( les 2 avec la même orthographe). Cette femme serait l'unique héritière de son ex compagnon décédé récemment à l'âge de 65 ans. Ce couple (qui n'était pas marié), se serait séparé il y a quelques années et madame a disparu dans la nature sans laisser de trace. Après leur séparation, ce fortuné monsieur (d'origine tchèque) sans famille, ni enfant, n'a jamais changé son testament. Je n'ai jamais rencontré le défunt, ni vécu dans la même zone géographique que lui. Et ils vivaient en couple à une époque où je n'étais encore qu'une adolescente. Mes nom et prénom, qui ne sont pas si courants que ça, se trouvent bien sur ce prestigieux testament ( je précise, sans dettes), mais il ne s'agit pas de moi, d'où la VDM. Pour ceux qui se serait posé la question, je ne me réjouis pas et compatis grandement au décès de ce monsieur. Repose en paix, Monsieur B.