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Top 10 July-August-September 2016

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Top 10 April-May-June 2016

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Top 100 January-February-March 2016

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Top 100 October-November-December 2015

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Top 100 July-August-September 2015

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Top 500 April-May-June 2015

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Top 500 January-February-March 2015

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Top 500 July-August-September 2013

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Top 100 April-May-June 2013

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Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

One of us!

Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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lisandy tells us more.

Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et, vu certains de vos commentaires, je vous dois quelques explications. Je n'ai pu être très précise en rédigeant puisque le nombre de caractères est limité. Tout à commencer de bonne heure le matin. Je sors de chez moi et remarque l'ascenseur bloqué au 4eme étage. N'écoutant que ma conscience (et n'ayant pas d'autre choix), je descends par les escaliers jusqu'à l'étage concerné pour secourir éventuellement quelqu'un qui serait resté coincé (ces 10 derniers jours, 5 personnes se sont retrouvées dans ce cas). Voyant les portes grandes ouvertes et la cabine, vide, arrêtée sur le palier, je continue mon chemin en ayant, au préalable, noté les références de l'appareil. Une charmante "Caroline" me répond au téléphone et me pose toute une série de questions auxquelles je réponds avec un maximum de détails. Mais quand elle m'a demandé si quelqu'un était coincé dans la cabine malgré les portes ouvertes, le blanc que j'ai marqué ne lui a laissé aucun doute sur la stupidité de sa question. Donc, pour résumer : la cabine était stoppée au niveau du palier, portes grandes ouvertes, sans personne à l'intérieur. Et je précise que l'entretien n'est pas fait par OTIS mais par KONÉ. En espérant avoir répondu à vos questions, je vous laisse vous délecter avec les VDM des autres auteurs. Merci à vous pour vos commentaires.

Mouztic tells us more.

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Tout d'abord je suis surpris mais assez content que ma VDM a été publié. Je me suis donc crée spécialement un compte pour répondre à certains de vos commentaires. Donc tout d'abord, quand j'ai aperçu le billet, mon premier réflexe a été d'aller voir le chauffeur pour lui demander de s'arrêter mais comme on était sur la route il n'a pas voulu. J'ai donc pas vraiment eu le choix.. En plus on était en plein après-midi alors je suppose que vu le monde qu'il y avait, le billet n'a pas du faire long feu ^^ J'espère que je serai plus chanceux si il y a une prochaine fois. Voilà !

seicamariano tells us more.

bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la Vdm. Merci pour tous vos commentaires. Pour précision précisions, tous les spas ne proposent pas des epilations. Elle ne fait que des soins corps et visage dans le sien et d'ailleurs elle continue à venir se faire épiler et fait également de l'onglerie chez moi. Par contre, elle ne sait toujours pas que je suis la gérante, je ne lui dis rien et c'est une cliente fidèle. Pour ce qui est de la déco et de la gérance je n'ai rien changé car l'institut marche bien et visiblement ça ne la gene pas tant que ça puisqu'elle continue à venir. En ce qui concerne toute forme de vengeance je n'ai rien tenté car je pars du principe qu'elle ne le pensait pas et que ce n'était qu'un argument pour me faire changer d'avis. En espérant que mes précisions vous éclairent.