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By Repassetonpermis - 11/10/2014 21:28 - France - Boulazac
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By Repassetonpermis - 11/10/2014 21:28 - France - Boulazac
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By Luzzy - 21/10/2014 03:35 - France - Mellac
Après 4 heures de récurage, brossage, aspirage... On n'a pas fait la moitié x'(. J'ai pris des photos et c'est décidé : je les lui montrerai quand il atteindra l'adolescence et qu'il faudra lui rappeler que si, on a été des parents patients et compréhensifs.
By Anonyme - 21/10/2014 12:57 - France - Nantes
Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur, inscrite pour l'occasion^^ J'adore comment à partir de quelques phrases on a tout genre de scénarios. Je vous rassure ma soeur a un coeur et mon père est adorable^^. Je suis d'accord pour ceux qui disent que le deuil peut engendrer des réactions très différentes voire imprévisibles. Bon, cet anectdote s'est passée il y a presque un an et j'y ai repensé en revoyant ma soeur (16 ans, cuisinière en herbe), couper des oignons. C'est une VDM parceque la situation était absurde. Mon cher papa n'a pas du tout mis la pression à ma soeur, mais il était mal, ce n'est pas quelqu'un de très expansif (surtout pour les emotions négatives), donc il ne savait pas trop gerer et ma soeur à pris son attitude sèche et renfermée pour des reproches (probablement parcequ'elle ne savait pas trop ce qu'elle ressentait et aurait préférer pleurer pour de bon). Pour en rassurer certains, elle n'a pas non plus épluché des kilos d'oignons, et le savon, ça reste efficace^^. Et visiblement, on n'est pas des nez dans la famille xD. On en rigole encore. Ma soeur a craqué et a tout dit à Papa le soir même, et il a bien rigolé. On a enchainé sur une vraie discussion sur la mort de Mamie, donc finalement c'était génial pour briser la gène.