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By P.... 6 mois - 14/05/2015 21:53 - France
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At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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By P.... 6 mois - 14/05/2015 21:53 - France
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Hello ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Et très heureuse qu'elle ait été publiée :D Alors, oui j'ai eu mon permis quand même ! J'ai su pour l'arachnophobie de mon examinateur quand il a hurlé en voyant l'araignée qui était vraiment toute petit, et il m'en a parlé après.
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By cleminousch - 01/06/2015 21:09 - Suède - G?teborg
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et j'avoue que vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :). J'ai été un peu débile je reconnais, mais en même temps j'avais plus de serviettes propres après la visite d'une amie. Certains m'avaient proposé de sécher dehors, mais comme quelqu'un l'a remarqué (je sais pas comment ?) je vis en Suède et l'été n'est pas arrivé jusqu'ici... :'( Alors fin du suspense, j'ai en effet fait avec les moyens du bord... J'ai eu recours à un combo secouage dans la douche, epongeage-de-surface-au-PQ, enfilage d'un t-shirt et bas de pyjama propres et j'AVOUE (honte à moi ?) j'ai utilisé mon tapis de bain (lavé peu de temps avant quand même) pour le bas de mes jambes... Vous voila prêts si jamais ça vous arrive !
By Albert.Tain. - 03/06/2015 06:43 - Suisse - Les Hauts-geneveys
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! J'ai créé un compte pour pouvoir répondre à tous ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire :D Alors voilà, ça m'est arrivé l'année dernière. Etait en train emménager et mon mari s'est cassé une vertèbre en voulant monter une armoire tout seul dans les escaliers (la fierté de ces hommes <3 ). Il devait donc rester à l'hopital une semaine pour la cause. Ma maman a profité de mon absence pour finir de nettoyer la maison alors que j'étais à l'hopital avec mon mari. C'est donc à elle que j'ai téléphoné en premier pour avoir des explications. Après un énorme fou-rire, elle m'a alors expliqué qu'elle a profité du fait qu'elle était dans le ménage pour plier une manne de sous-vêtements à ma soeur (chez moi, dans ma chambre. Non ça non plus je n'ai pas compris pourquoi) Merci pour vos commentaires, j'ai bien ris ! Mon mari a bien ris lui aussi ! Bises au chat ;) (Le mien me ramène des culottes et des chaussettes aussi)