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By Noname - 28/09/2015 14:55 - France - Montpellier
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By Noname - 28/09/2015 14:55 - France - Montpellier
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By rainperson - 06/10/2015 12:26 - France - Paris
ça alors, ma VDM est acceptée! Pour résumer, j'habite à 300km de chez mes parents. Ayant une phobie sociale, j'ai une routine et je sors rarement le soir. Ma mère a l'habitude de me téléphoner à heure fixe pour prendre des nouvelles (mais pas tous les jours) et quand je n'ai pas répondu, elle a imaginé le pire! On en a reparlé depuis et maintenant, quand je ne réponds pas, elle suppose que mon portable est déchargé. D'ailleurs, ça s'est passé il y a plusieurs années. Quant à mon voisin, c'est un retraité très gentil que je considère un peu comme une sorte de grand-père. C'est pour ça que ma mère l'a appelé en priorité. Oh, et j'ai deux frères et soeurs. Je suis l'enfant du milieu mais j'ai toujours été le spécimen timide de la famille. C'est peut-être ça. Bonne journée à tous. :)
By Nexia - 06/10/2015 18:34 - France - Franconville
Salut, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ^^ ! Super contente qu'elle ait été publié je ne m'y attendais absolument pas, mais ça me fait énormement plaisir ^-^ ! Alors oui en effet, je ne suis pas étudiante en médecine à proprement parler, mais en PACES (Première année commune aux études de santé) mais pour les petits malins : je doute que tout le monde sache exactement ce qu'est la PACES, alors j'ai mis "médecine" pour faire plus général :P ! Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait sourire o/ ! Courage à tout ceux qui sont entrain de vivre cette dure année qu'est la PACES, mais également aux étudiants en général ! N'abandonnez pas, vous êtes des warriors ! :3
By PasFiancé - 09/10/2015 08:15 - Islande - Reykjav?k
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By chevrou - 09/10/2015 21:45 - France
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteure de la Vie de merde. Pour répondre à vos questions : - Il est intelligent, j'ai mis que quelques adjectifs pour ne pas alourdir la vie de merde. Mais il a des centaines de qualités. - Il l'a fait avant que le film sorte et il a une signification pour lui (pas de pari, de beuverie...). - Il a d'autres tatouages dans le meme style et ca lui va à merveille car ca correspond à sa personnalité. - Je suis passée outre le tatouage et ça fait 6 mois que l'on est ensemble !! Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait rire !