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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D
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Pour Info et éclaircissement, étant l'auteur de la VDM, je précise qu'elle n'a rien de sexiste, qu'il s'agit tout au plus d'une petite pique humoristique. Ensuite, le représentationnel est effectivement en rapport avec un certain aspect phallique du télésiège une fois enfourché. Enfin, oui ces petites machines peuvent être traitres: le télésiège peut très bien trainer un peu bas, puis remonter d'un coup sans forcément s'insérer où il le doit, je vous laisse imaginer le reste...