By Femme...de-menage - 16/12/2013 21:33 - France - Lyon
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
By taronien - 18/12/2013 08:08 - France - Nantes-en-rattier
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By Platypus8622 - 18/12/2013 13:04 - France
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Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
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By harpounette - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By BackToTheFutur - 19/12/2013 07:40 - France
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Vous avez tous raison, il s'agit de Red john ;)
By Anonyme - 19/12/2013 15:05
Logique
By govno život - 19/12/2013 20:13 - France - Nanterre
Danger ambulant
By 319sv - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Reims
By Patagaroute - 21/12/2013 02:12 - France - Paris
By anonyme - 22/12/2013 12:41 - France - Loud
C'est pas ce que j'ai voulu dire !
By SigSeg - 23/12/2013 10:13
La virgule
By Anonyme - 23/12/2013 11:56 - France
By Anonyme - 23/12/2013 23:37 - France - Gravelines
By fugitif44 - 25/12/2013 03:49 - France - La Rochelle
By Dommage - 25/12/2013 23:26 - France - Paris
By julien - 27/12/2013 02:33 - France - Rostrenen
By Emma93220 - 01/01/2014 13:01 - France
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By Ju" - 08/01/2014 11:38 - France
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je vais apporter quelques précisions. Ca s'est passé lundi dernier à 2h30 du matin, elle était donc mal réveillée et sa remarque nous a beaucoup fait rire ma femme et moi. Ca ne l'a pas empêché de retourner à l'école hier sans rechigner (à cette age, l'école est encore du plaisir). Pour tous les commentaires du type "elle est intelligente/maligne/perspicace/..." j'ai juste envie de dire "comme son père" ^^