By geomanon - 28/02/2013 08:00 - France - Paris
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Bonsoir tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Certains commentaires m'ont beaucoup fais rire, je viens donc apporter quelques précisions; Au risque d'en décevoir plus d'un (dont reciful qui part un peu loin dans ses fantasmes), non, il n'était pas nu, et moi non plus ;) Il s'agit d'une piscine dans un club de sport, les vestiaires sont individuels &les douches (situées avant le bassin) mixtes. L'homme en question était plus âgé que moi, très grand (je suis loin d'être une géante) et avait la carrure d'une armoire à glace: c'était donc pas très rassurant de se faire coller par lui! Mis à part sa musculature, il n'était pas spécialement gâté voire même plutôt moche, donc non je ne l'ai pas fais exprès, ce ne sont pas mes "bas instincts" qui m'ont guidés ;P. Je m'inquiétais un peu du fait qu'il me collait comme ça (les autres douches étaient toutes prises) et quand il s'est encore plus rapproché pour me demander si il pouvait se mouiller deux secondes, j'ai compris "tu" au lieu de "je" (que voulez-vous, je devais avoir de l'eau dans les oreilles!). Intimidée par le colosse je me suis directement exécutée &je me demande encore pourquoi j'ai réagis de cette façon ^^' En tout cas il n'a pas mal réagit, il m'a regardé avec des yeux énormes, a rigolé puis m'a pris le pommeau de douche des mains pour finir de se rincer tout seul avant de me le rendre avec un "merci beaucoup" &un énorme sourire. Ce qui a occasionné un fou rire à ceux qui ont assisté à la scène &un bon moment de solitude pour moi ^^' Désolée de calmer ainsi vos ardeurs, la réalité est beaucoup moins "chaude" que ce que vous espériez haha (et pour celle qui parlait de viol j'ai pas trop compris à vrai dire oO).