Camel sans filtre
By Clement - 20/06/2013 09:25 - France
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By Clement - 20/06/2013 09:25 - France
By Joncavidulienne - 20/06/2013 09:31 - France - Chatou
By Pierre66 - 20/06/2013 09:49 - France - Baillargues
By groscul - 20/06/2013 11:02 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By lucette22 - 21/06/2013 00:48 - France - Lyon
By grimalkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Conflans-sainte-honorine
By supremacy69 - 21/06/2013 10:27 - France - Villeurbanne
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, oui parce que tuer la chauve-souris n'était ni drôle ni pensable, même à 1h du mat'! Défi validé, sans arme ni violence et sans réveil de bébé. La pauvre bête était un peu blessé mais pouvait encore voler. On a pas pensé à ouvrir la fenêtre, sûrement à cause de nos volets roulants qui auraient pu faire trop de bruit pour notre fille. Mais mon conjoint l'a attrapée dans une serviette, mise dans un carton et libérée par le balcon de l'autre côté des chambres. Halle Berry peut se rhabiller, notre Catwoman est en réalité un Catman....
By sangpoursang - 21/06/2013 16:24 - France - Merlebach
bonjour! je suis l'auteur, et l'heureuse élue du coeur de l'homme-qui-paniquait-trop ^^ pour vous rassurer, nous avons 5 enfants, et mon homme a bel et bien paniqué complet des le début du travail. mais bizarrement, pas au moment de la naissance. il supporte mal de voir les siens se faire mal, il imagine toujours le pire. il a quand même eut la présence d'ésprit de me donner du papier wc pour éponger mon sang :D sinon mon nez va bien, fracture minime, sans déplacement, donc ça va ^^ l'homme est rassuré, mais sur le coup, il a fallut que je le calme..mais j'ai l'habitude, je ne suis pas quelqu'un qui panique..j'ai même rigolé... bref, mon homme est un homme, un vrai, qui s'inquiète juste beaucoup pour ceux qu'il aime :) merci pour vos com' :)
By insigne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
By Badtripes - 22/06/2013 09:41 - France - Grenoble
By Comeonmebaby - 23/06/2013 05:04 - France - Rieupeyroux
By J - 23/06/2013 10:17 - France - Lille
By merci-toutou - 23/06/2013 16:53 - France - Sandillon
By mika7629 - 23/06/2013 22:11 - France
By pasdechance.com - 24/06/2013 10:28 - France - Marseille
By UnePortugaise - 24/06/2013 10:38 - France - Tours
By planchapain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Lifeisajoke - 25/06/2013 12:56 - Gabon - Libreville
By Anonyme - 19/04/2013 21:49 - Canada - Laval
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et merci aux créateurs du site de l'avoir publiée. Alors pour tous ceux qui veulent savoir, je fais taille 42, 1m81 pour 70kg ! Donc effectivement, je suis loin de ressembler à Marilyn Monroe ^^ Ensuite, le "Avec la grâce en moins et la graisse en plus.", c'était aussi pour la formulation ! Je suis loin de ressembler à une brindille, et oui, j'ai de la cellulite, comme la majorité des femmes. Donc ça ne me plait pas plus que ça de la montrer à tous les passants. A tous les rageux qui me disent de faire régime ou du sport, ou de m'habiller avec plus de couches, blablabla ... j'ai un rythme de vie qui ne me permet pas de le faire. Je fais ce que je peux niveau nourriture, et pour le sport, le jour je travaille et la nuit, je dors, donc je n'ai pas vraiment le temps. Pour tous les autres, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez fait sourire :-) Oui, je m'accepte (plus ou moins ^^) avec mes kilos mal placés, et Chéri les aime aussi, donc tout va bien !!! Bisous à tous !