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I’m your new creative director

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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This isn't what should be happening

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He who tries, wins.

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

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Work is a 4-letter word

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YDI Master

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Nym2201 tells us more.

Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !

Katsounette tells us more.

Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!

xVodkaPomme tells us more.

Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour ceux que ça choque, tant pis, je m'en moque plutôt. Je ne vois pas en quoi cette VDM n'aurait pas sa place ici, enfin bref. Et je dois dire que sur le moment j'ai trouvé ça plutôt comique, enfin, la façon dont il m'a sorti cela, avec un grand sourire, genre "C'est cool :D". Après ça reste un enfant de 9 ans.. J'en ai parlé avec la mère, elle m'a dit que sur le moment il ne s'en était pas rendu compte et ne s'en ai toujours pas rendu compte. ^^