By elayre - 07/09/2016 21:45 - France - Paris
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About Chloe_ngtm
Fan de metal et de Hardcore avec un grand H ! J'aime aussi tout ce qui est un peu creepy, les jeux vidéos et voyager. Tant que vous savez écrire je répondrais à tous vos messages avec plaisir !
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Chloe_ngtm's favorite FMLs
By Mariuccia - 25/09/2016 21:59 - France - Corte
Au pied du mur
By anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Meung-sur-loire
Seduction
By evemarie123 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Binouchon - 16/10/2017 09:54 - France
Binouchon tells us more.
Maternité
By laloose07 - 19/10/2016 13:24 - France
By Chloe_Ngtm - 08/11/2016 00:37 - France - Saint-germain-la-ville
By Pétrole Nan - 07/12/2016 20:47 - Maroc
By verotut - 08/12/2016 15:30 - France - Lyon
By ChuteDuNiagara - 08/12/2016 19:45
By Jade - 11/12/2016 21:49
Séchée
By Garbage - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Teinture express
By SF. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Chauve qui peut
By A.M. - 04/04/2010 08:27
By Tooine - 12/05/2010 21:28
By idjy - 12/06/2010 14:43 - France
Touche dièse
By le ptit ragondin - 02/07/2010 19:33 - France
Gênant
By Kirikiki - 17/07/2010 13:30 - France
By Anonyme - 06/08/2010 10:23 - France
Rends l'argent
By MissGaffe - 20/08/2010 17:02 - Allemagne
Bonjour tout le monde! Tout d'abord merci d'avoir validé ma VDM, je suis très fière !! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire et je prends note de vos nombreux conseils, merci à tous ! Alors pour rentrer dans le vif du sujet, il devait être 3h du matin quand je me suis réveillée et que j'ai aperçu ladite personne de l'autre côté de la vitre. Vu l'heure très avancée de la nuit, j'étais plutôt vaseuse mais ça m'a quand même bien réveillée d'un coup! Au moment où je l'ai vue, cette personne a du partir parce que le temps que je sorte de mon lit et que je m'arme de tout mon courage, il n'y avait plus personne dans la cour mais juste la porte d'entrée d'un immeuble qui se fermait .. Je n'ai pas trop réalisé ce qu'il se passait, mais je me suis dit, en tout optimiste que je suis, que la personne a peut être été intriguée: mon studio est en fait un ancien local qui n'a été aménagé en habitation que récemment. Enfin bref, j'ai appelé mon voisin pour lui demander de faire installer des volets mais du haut de mes 17ans, je n'ai pas eu beaucoup d'impact. Même mon cher papounet l'a appelé mais toujours rien (mon proprio est ce qui rapproche beaucoup d'un gros c**) ! J'ai cependant trouvé la solution! J'ai scotché mes stores aux fenêtres pour qu'il n'y ait plus possibilité de voir chez moi de l'extérieur en attendant une solution plus définitive ! Et je dors toujours très bien, rien ni personne ne m'empêchera de profiter de mon cher sommeil adoré ! Voilà voila, j'espère que ça vous aura un peu plus éclairé sur la situation! Encore merci à tous d'avoir validé et commenté !! Bisous bisous