Humour macabre
By Anonyme - 04/03/2016 10:36 - France - Eysines
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By Dragon - 16/07/2008 02:00
Wow, elle en a fait réagir du monde ma VDM ^^. Alors non je n'avais rien à me reprocher, je me baladais dans une gallerie marchande, je voulais m'acheter un jeu de xbox mais finalement j'ai vu une promo chez le fleuriste alors j'ai pris un gros bouquet à 30€... Pas d'antécédents non plus... La seule conclusion que j'en ai tiré, c'est que j'aurai dû acheter mon Fifa, provoquer une engueulade pour dormir sur le canapé et ainsi pouvoir jouer toute la nuit ^^. Et merci à tous ceux qui ont compati ;)
By Endo - 21/07/2008 08:22
By Nonolabeille - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Fantastico - 22/10/2008 18:26
#9 non je n'ai pas mis le métro en retard, je suis montée quand ça sonnait #12 je confirme les gens ont bien ri. Moi moins quand même ^^ #15, non, c'était la 2 et c'était bien ce matin #19 a tout compris !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Yoanne - 07/11/2008 17:44
Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, je tiens à m'excuser pour cette horrible faute d'orthographe et merci de m'avoir corrigé. Ensuite, je vous remercie car grâce à vous, ma VDM est publiée. Maintenant passons au vif du sujet, vos commentaires ! Alors non, ce n'était pas une "vengeance" pour un oubli de Saint Valentin ou autre, elle avait oublié ! Je dois avouer avoir été très déçu sur le moment, mais vous savez, quand on est amoureux on pardonne tout ! Pour ce qui est de son excuse, elle ne pensait bien évidemment pas qu'un anniversaire était une fête commerciale, mais ne voulant admettre son oubli elle a dit la première excuse qui lui venait à l'esprit. Sinon, certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire et j'espère que vous continuerez vos passionnants débats sur les fêtes commerciales. Désolé pour le pavé, Au revoir ! PS: Vos idées de vengeance sont très intéressantes mais je ne pense pas m'en servir ;)