poptart1

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  • Paris, France
  • 33 years-old
  • Sunday 27 December 1992
  • Single

About Poptart1

Bien le bonjour à vous avec vos vies de merde! Le temps passe et fait sa route, mais vous quand vous passez, eh bien, laissez donc un mp! Je ne vous mordrai pas, sauf si vous êtes vilain.

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Poptart1's favorite FMLs

saxman32 tells us more.

saxman32 22

A tous ceux qui voudraient savoir si la pelle va bien je réponds que la bûche de Noel a été servie avec et que personne n'a trouvé de poil dans son assiette muhahaha :D

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bibibibip 1

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...