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Franouchman's favorite FMLs
By Drey - 12/05/2014 10:19 - France - M
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Intimes
By ILoveMyJob - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Narbonne
Incapables
By SoiréeCrêpes - 06/06/2014 21:19 - France
Chochotte
By inconnu - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Silver-Ace - 16/06/2014 17:47 - France - Saint-malo
By Quelqu'un - 22/06/2014 19:10 - France - Chaffaut
Bonjour !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
By BigFart - 27/06/2014 20:41 - France
By mondieu..0274936392748 - 01/07/2014 23:09 - France - Mauguio
Chacun ses goûts
By Jioune - 10/07/2014 21:38 - France - Caluire
By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !
Comparaison douteuse
By hmmMozarella - 11/07/2014 16:10 - France - Marseille
Ça m'a échappé, j'vous jure
By Aienimateur - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
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By Clemeeent - 07/10/2011 19:09 - France
OMG
By anonymaiacciu - 04/03/2012 21:59 - France
Tu te fous de ma gueule, Corinne ?
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By somebody - 10/04/2012 22:27 - France - Rouen
Mystère !
By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???