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Un pti MP ???

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

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Mouztic tells us more.

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors tout d'abord, pour préciser, certains des bonbons avaient des papiers (ouf) mais d'autres non (brutal). J'avoue que ça m'a carrément dégoûté et que j'ai bien mémorisé les bonbons qu'il nous avait passé pour être de sur ne pas les manger. Sur le coup on a vraiment trouvé ça dégoûtant mais maintenant qu'on y pense on trouve ça drôle (même si niveau hygiène on peut difficilement faire pire). Voilaaa ! :)

Mouztic tells us more.

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D

juui tells us more.

Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait donc c'est une bonne surprise ^^ Pour ceux qui veulent savoir, le chat a fini par manger (bien que l'avion n'y soit pour rien ^^) ! Il est pas sorti d'affaire mais c'est un premier pas et pas des moindre. Quant à l'anorexie, c'est un mot qui veux dire que le chat (ou n'importe quel animal) refuse de manger, ce qui est très courant chez les animaux malades et qui plus est hospitalisés (pas le bon environnement, d'autres animaux autours, des traitements, des perf ... bref, pas mal de facteurs de stress). Le terme employé couramment chez l'Homme est en fait un cas particulier parmi les anorexies. Mon responsable a juste explosé de rire, mais ce genre de craquage en fin de journée quand on a passé plus d'une demi heure tout seul à tenter de faire avaler de la pâtée à un chat qui boude c'est ultra classique. Donc juste une anecdote qui risque de me suivre mais c'est tout. En tout cas, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez beaucoup fait rire ;)