By Miam - 12/03/2012 19:01 - France
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Merci pour les leçons d'éducation ! En tout cas, ne vous inquiétez pas, pour l'instant il n'a pas encore viré psychopathe ! Heureusement que le lynchage sur la place publique est interdit...:/ Sinon, je plussoie à Vanescaraib ! Et pour la petite histoire, sa paille s'est cassée après un combat de paille (perdu) avec son frère (et non ils ne couraient pas partout dans le resto, et non ils ne hurlaient pas comme des fous, et non ils ne jouaient pas debout sur la table).
Alors je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM. Je suis super contente d'avoir été publiée en ce triste 1er jour de partiels... Vous avez égayé ma journée du coup ! Je viens donc apporter quelques précisions :) Premièrement j'ai vraiment beaucoup ri de tous ces jeux de mots ! Parfois les commentaires sont au moins aussi drôle que la VDM. Sinon pour #21 et #83 , au temps pour moi pour le "e", j'ai écrite la VDM ce matin avant mes partiels (hum hum...) et je n'ai pas fait attention :) Sinon alors j'explique : c'était pendant les vacances, on était allés au restaurant qui se trouvait près d'un fleuve, et le restaurant possédait une véranda. On entre tranquillement, on s'installe à table pour manger en amoureux. Là, petit bisou discret par dessus la table et c'est ce moment qu'a choisi un canard pour voler littéralement sur mon copain. Le canard avait réussi à entrer par la seule porte ouverte et attaquer furieusement mon homme ! La propriétaire du restaurant et la serveuse en sont restées plus qu'étonnée devant la fureur du canard qui attaquait. M'enfin, on en a bien ri ! Je suppose que je dois être heureuse d'exciter même les canards haha ! :D Pour ceux qui parlent de la VDM avec un cygne, maintenant qu'on en parle je m'en souviens, j'avais tellement rigolé que je n'aurais jamais pensé qu'il m'arriverait un truc dans le genre... Et #49, peut-être étais-tu dans ce fameux restaurant et as-tu eu l'honneur de rire de cette VDM en direct ? :p