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About Golliwog

Kikou. Oui pas un mot de plus ;)

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Beginner

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50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Golliwog's favorite FMLs

hazaki tells us more.

hazaki 26

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je viens bien tard pour dire que le mot que j'avais mal orthographié était "flabbergasted" et que malgré cela j'ai eu 14 au bac d'anglais (erreur de compte)

lulutape tells us more.

lulutape 0

Alors tout d'abord, mon GPS est assez nul, je tiens à le préciser: il me lâche fréquemment quand j'en ai besoin (il s'éteint, tout simplement!), et il m'a déjà fait faire des détours assez hallucinants! A savoir que mon compagnon ne l'a pas mis à jour depuis un an... Après, me parler d'algorithme etc., ça me passe un peu au-dessus en fait, car si j'ai retenu une chose avec ces GPS, c'est qu'ils sont loin d'être fiables! Bon, ensuite, je n'ai pas beaucoup de qualités, mais à ceux qui disent le contraire car j'ai fais l'erreur de suivre un GPS (comme si ça avait un quelconque rapport): j'ai un très bon sens de l'orientation. Lorsque j'ai ré-atterri sur l'autoroute, j'ai attendu la première sortie, j'ai re-quitté l'autoroute, mais j'ai décidé de me débrouiller seule cette fois, et je suis arrivée à bon port...certes avec beaucoup de retard, mais au moins j'ai roulé au lieu d'avancer de deux mètres toutes les 10 minutes! Enfin, je trouve certaines remarques tout particulièrement virulentes, et cela ne trouve, ici, aucune justification. Comme je l'ai dis, suivre son GPS n'est pas une preuve de stupidité, mais on me l'a offert, je m'en sers voilà tout; et se perdre en le suivant ne veut pas non plus dire que l'on a aucun sens de l'orientation ou que l'on a l'intelligence d'un poulpe, juste que, quand on ne connait pas une route, on fait tout simplement confiance au GPS... Et je précise aussi que ce n'est pas le propre des femmes de mal conduire ou de se perdre, j'ai encore failli me faire emboutir il y a 1/2 heure par un mec! Enfin, j'ai soumis ma petite histoire non pas pour me faire descendre ou traiter d'écervelée, mais parce qu'avec la distance, elle me fait rire, alors ne faites pas regretter aux gens de vouloir rire d'eux-mêmes et de vouloir partager cela...

Laline tells us more.

Laline 8

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM... dublinoise, j'ai pas dit que j'avais pas de boulot, j'ai dit qu'il ne m'avait pas reconnu... Bon, pour sa défense, il avait pas encore bu son café, il revenait de vacances, j'ai changé de coiffure... Mais tout de même, sur le coup, ça fait bizarre...