L'humour douteux
By sev - 28/12/2010 10:43 - France
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Oula, que de réactions ! Alors, pour clarifier quelques points de discordes: - déjà, je suis une fille, donc pas "il" (c'est pas très grave en soit mais bon, je tiens à le signaler) - oui, "léviter" est mis là délibérément. Et oui, j'ai fait la blague volontairement. - non, nous ne marchons pas comme des éléphants, nous retirons nos chaussures dans l'entrée et marchons en chaussettes. Notre appart est aussi tapissé de moquette et de tapis. Je crois qu'on fait le civiquement possible pour ne pas déranger nos voisins. Désolée de vivre :) - la voisine est question est une vieille de la vieille, genre elle était déjà là quand le bâtiment a été construit, dans l'ancienne RDA (j'habite à Berlin). Je crois qu'elle regrette son ancien voisin, Mr Marx, et est particulièrement déçue que de sales étrangères capitalistes soit venues remplacer son protégé au nom si évocateur :)
C'étaient des Caterpillar, des chaussures sauvages qui nécessitent de la poigne si on ne veut pas qu'elles se rebellent une fois au pied. Mais maintenant, j'ai compris la leçon : je ne tire plus mes lacets vers le haut, mais vers le côté ! Comme ça, s'ils cassent, ce n'est pas moi qui prendrai le coup, mais la personne à côté de moi.