killianmp

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  • Pays des hommes invisibles
  • 27 years-old
  • Thursday 08 October 1998
  • Single

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

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Killianmp's favorite FMLs

Andreax39 tells us more.

Andreax39 17

chaluut les coupiiins je suis l'auteur de cette VDM . pour info mon petit frère n'est pas si jeune que ça, il a 13 ans... imaginez l'action hihi ! en tout cas merci d'avoir choisi ma VDM !! kissss

Coucou toi !

By ljw - 15/08/2013 17:40 - Jersey - Saint Helier

Aujourd'hui, je suis le seul Français dans la boîte où je travaille à l'étranger et j'ai l'habitude de chanter n'importe quoi parce que personne ne comprend. Je suis sorti de mon bureau en chantonnant sur un air rythmé : "Il faut que j'aille faire cacaaa." J'ai alors entendu : "Je ne veux pas savoiiir." Rencontre avec mon nouveau collègue, français. VDM
I agree, your life sucks 97 418
You deserved it 24 944

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youyou256 4

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour commencer , vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'ai un peu modifié la réalité pour la VDM, l'artiste en question n'est pas ma soeur mais une de mes meilleures amies, c'était l'année dernière, en cours, et comme souvent on s'ennuyait, elle a donc pris mon agenda et en a fait un chef-d'oeuvre . Ca a fait rire beaucoup de monde (mes parents beaucoup moins) mais j'ai trouvé l'idée marrante et j'ai gardé mon agenda toute l'année ;)

zen59 tells us more.

zen59 23

#Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM... alors déjà merci à tous les messages de soutien =) Pour répondre à peu près à tout le monde, Ouiii ca fait trèès mal ! Le cri que jai poussé ressemblait à peu de choses près à un ~YYYYÉÉÉÉHAIIIIEEOUTCHE~ ^^ ,Jai une coupure de gauche a droite et avec les plis de la peau, la repousse des poiles, et les frottement ca piiique ! pour ceux qui disent que se raser a cet endroit est "mal" (wouhouuu), peu viril etc etc . (j'en passe), je tiens à dire que jfais ce que jveux de mes couilles :p et que jle fais aussi pour le plaisir et la douceur des rapports avec ma copine.. si vous n'aimez vous entretenir, et qu'apprivoiser des familles de morpions est votre passe temps, c'est votre vie =)