Khloey

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About Khloey
AY! Je m'appelle Tarzanne (Toi Jeanne!) ou Dieu pour les intimes. Née le même jour que mon anniversaire le 31 février 4,6 milliards d'années av 2015. J'habite pas vraiment quelque part, seul mon corps réside mais mon âme voyage! Présidente de l'assoc' défendant les MaMies▲PaPis branchés de +80 ans car leur droit de posséder un profil est restreint! Si toi aussi tu trouves que c'est de la discrimination rejoins la cause→!!
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Khloey's FML badges
  • 550_badgename

    550_badgedesc
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • 546_badgename

    546_badgedesc
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    14%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    26%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    43%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    86%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
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Khloey's favorite FMLs
By sixtine38 - / Monday 21 April 2014 13:11 / France
By bbaibjji / Saturday 19 April 2014 05:38 / France - Noyon
By Anonyme - / Thursday 27 February 2014 23:51 / France - Roissy-en-brie
By Fever_1 / Tuesday 25 February 2014 20:55 / France - Montry
By sapique / Monday 30 September 2013 19:13 / France