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  • Pays des hommes invisibles
  • 27 years-old
  • Thursday 08 October 1998
  • Single

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Mobility

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Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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Perfectionist

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Beginner

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

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Killianmp's favorite FMLs

viva espana tells us more.

viva espana 0

Merci beaucoup pour tout ces compliments, j'avoue que j'ai un peu galéré pour faire loger tout ça en 300 signes! C'est vraiment une VDM, mais même moi, 1 semaine après, ça me fait rire... Petits détails supplémentaires que je n'avais pas pu caler dans la version originale, juste pour le plaisir : Ils ont pris nos sacs, mais pas le matos de camping (quand même assez cher et certainement plus facile à revendre). Pour la glacière, ils l'ont ouvert, ont étalé le beurre par terre, dénigré notre bocal de compote (pourtant peut-être le seul aliment encore comestible que la glacière contenait) et pris tout ce qui était probablement en voie de décomposition avancée (d'où le "malades"). Et la raison pour laquelle je dis que c'était des hommes est simple : vu la façon dont ils ont littéralement plié la portière, il y a plus de chance que ce soit des mecs, même si effectivement, une femme peut aussi être très forte. Simple loi de probabilité. Pour finir, je précise que les flics ont trouvé la voiture avant nous. Ils ont gentiment ouvert (et laissé ouverte) la fenêtre avant passager, pris nos papiers pour qu'on ne se les fasse pas piquer, et nous ont laissé un mot disant "your car has been stolen (non, sans blague ?) please come to the police office". Bien sûr, arrivé là-bas, pas un flic parlant francais ou anglais... Ne parlant pas espagnol, j'ai dû faire ma déclaration de vol en mime, c'était génial... J'ai peur que vous ne me croyez plus après ça, mais dernière petite anecdote : on rentre en France, prenant l'autoroute avec notre portière qui était écartée d'une bonne vingtaine de centimètres, on s'arrête sur une aire de repos après Bordeaux. Là un mec se pointe et dit "vous vous êtes fait braquer votre voiture?" Nous, l'air méchant "ben oui, ça se voit non ?" et il répond "vous voulez que je la remette ? je suis carrossier" et là, on a même pas eu le temps de dire oui qu'il a ouvert la porte, pris appui avec son genou et a redressé la portière en 2 temps 3 mouvements. Faudra quand même la changer, mais au moins on a pu faire le reste du chemin sans avoir cet horrible bruit d'appel d'air !

magali tells us more.

magali 4

Je me suis dit "wahou trop bien cette boulangerie, ils sont trop généreux, je reviendrai !" Sinon je n'ai mangé qu'un chocolat, qui était fort délicieux, et je suis repartie, penaude, la tête baissée, ma baguette à la main avant de bien rire dans ma voiture !!

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bdeamara 0

alors je confirme que ça ne s'efface pas avec la brosse, même en frottant à mort... seule solution : dénigrer. "pffff, non mais regardez moi ce travail... non mais j'vous jure des fois quand même... J'veux bien qu'il y ait une bonne ambiance au bureau mais faut pas dépasser les limites tout de même sinon c'est l'anarchie et puis... oh bonjour patron, vous étiez là ??"