squatteuse

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  • Toulouse, France
  • 89 years-old
  • Friday 01 January 1937
  • In a relationship

About Squatteuse

Passe ton chemin inconnu(e)

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Inception

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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I like your style

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The Mixer

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What'ch'all looking at?

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Work is a 4-letter word

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I NEED to know!

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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YDI Master

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Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Squatteuse's favorite FMLs

Ornitorynque tells us more.

Ornitorynque 28

Je pensais pas que ça donnerait un tel débat ^^, les commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Pour les amoureux de la nature, je précise que le petit poisson a été relâché, et que la VDM est bel et bien pour le poisson et non pour moi, parce que de nous deux c'est moi qui ait la pire mémoire ... :)

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Mililou 8

En fait, je suis assez malchanceuse pour que ça arrive encore! Je suis sortie paniquée, mon charmant voisin m'a vite lancé une couverture.... Les voisins en rient encore... Pas moi! :P En plus, c'était pas chez moi le feu mais chez le voisin (rien de grave!) Mais quand même presque 2 heures dehors !

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nostra16 14

Bon, pour ceux et celles qui en demandent plus : Petite rue en sens unique, avec un place qui se libère à gauche, donc je me gare. Le magasin est en face, donc je sors de la voiture, travers la rue directement et ne passe pas du tout par le trottoir "côté passager". Même chose en revenant. Au moment de remonter je démarre et commence à manœuvrer, regarde dans mon rétro pour déboiter et vois un gars (jeune, 25 ans, m'a fait penser à mon frère avec son look "il est 13h du matin, je viens de me réveiller") courir en agitant les bras. Il avait laissé son chien la le temps de retirer de l'argent au distributeur (en Belgique les distributeurs sont presque toujours dans un sas de la banque, donc pas d'animaux). Furieux que je parte sans avoir décroché son chien demi-portion (désolé, je m'y connais pas en chien). Heureusement l'animal m'avait un peu suivi dans ma manœuvre et réussi à esquiver mes roues, donc n'avait rien. Inquiet pour le chien, mais ça m'a bien fait rire quand j'ai vu qu'il n'avait rien. Heureusement que le proprio m'a arrêté à temps ;o) (je me suis quand même permis de lui montrer 2-3 crochets, grilles et autres poteaux où il serait plus malin d'accrocher son chien...)

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Mayude 21

j'ai crié, ils ont grimpé aux rideaux, ont déglingué toutes mes tringles, ont laissé des poils partout, et ont fini par trouver la sortie tous seuls !