squatteuse

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  • Toulouse, France
  • 89 years-old
  • Friday 01 January 1937
  • In a relationship

About Squatteuse

Passe ton chemin inconnu(e)

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Squatteuse's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Squatteuse's favorite FMLs

StereoShane tells us more.

StereoShane 0

Bon, cool, ma VDM est là. Après, désolée de vous le dire les cocos, mais ça m'étonnerait que ma mère aie le temps de regarder Dr House alors qu'elle rentre du boulot à 23h et y repars vers 8 heures, donc dans son temps libre, elle a autre chose à faire qu'aller checker les streams de Dr House. Et puis comme l'a dit quelqu'un plus haut, si une VDM n'est pas un peu exagérée c'est pas assez drôle. En espérant avoir résolu le mystère du 'Trichera-Tricherapas'. Bonne soirée !

laméduse tells us more.

laméduse 0

je viens de m'inscrire specialement pour quelques explications: alors j'ai une epilation normale, triangle quoi...(j'aurai jamais pensé ecrire ça un jour^^) mais de voir sa tete là avec cette petite moustache, eh bien ça me fait penser à Brassens qui pour moi est celui qui me vient en premier à l'esprit quand je pense moustache....en tout cas, grosse crise de rigolade au lit, mais bon on se connait depuis longtemps donc ça pose aps de problémes ! et non, je ne lis pas Zep! ;-)