By theraven - 13/09/2012 14:25 - France - Verneuil-l'etang
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Salut à TOUS !!! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et j'ai vraiment beaucoup ri en lisant vos commentaires !! Quel imagination et quelle inspiration !! Petites précisions sur celle-ci : ça s'est passé il y a qques mois, et ma petite cousine ayant 3,5 ans, elle n'a pas forcément conscience du Bien, du Mal, de la Mort etc et ne voulant pas entrer dans une discussion trop complexe, sur le coup j'ai inventé : je lui ai fais croire qu'il faisait une blague à ses copains pigeons... D'où le fameux : "On recommence ?" avec le sourire en prime !! Voilà voilà !! Continuez à laisser des commentaires que je rigole encore plus :D
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Bonjour , je suis l'auteur de la VDM et j'apporte quelques explications à vos questions. Alors tout d'abords je tiens à remercier toute l'équipe VDM pour avoir publiée ma VDM ( ça fait beaucoup de VDM dans une phrase :D ) Je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait :) Après il y a eu les messages dont j'ai beaucoup rigoler , notamment #1 et #2 Il y avait bien une personne en face de moi c'etait ma copine et non je ne suis pas le père du fils qui lui avait craché ces lion au visage dans une ancienne VDM dont je ne connaissais même pas l'existence Merci D'avoir validé ma VDM . Je vous remercie tous même si ma VDM n'a rien d'exceptionnel :)
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la vdm! Alors oui mon copain chante la nuit et en plus de ça il chante magnifiquement faux et en anglais la plupart du temps. cette nuit a l'heure ou la vdm a été publié il rendait hommage a georges moustaki et sa fameuse gueule de méteque... je me suis sentie obliger de poster une vdm et vous remercie de l'avoir accepté :)
C'était une Vickens anglaise ^^ (je suis l'auteur)