Prévention
By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 18:22 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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bonjour ! je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà merci de m'avoir validée et ensuite voilà plus de précisions : je ne dormais pas seins nus, heureusement, j'avais un T-shirt assez épais ^^ d'ailleurs techniquement, elle tetait le t-shirt, pas moi, mais elle me faisait mal avec ses pattes à force de me pétrir le sein. Pour ceux et celles qui tiquent sur le fait que j'ai écrit "chat" au lieu de "chaton" effectivement, ce n'est plus un chaton, mon chat à bientôt 4ans. elle tête un peu tout et n'importe quoi. Elle a été trouvée dans la rue alors qu'elle avait à peine 1mois, y a malheureusement des gens qui ne veulent pas s'occuper de chatons mais qui ne veulent pas non plus stériliser leurs chats. Du coup elle a forcément des réflexes de chaton puisque sevrée beaucoup beaucoup trop tôt. Sinon elle va bien et mon sein aussi !
By dracarys - 28/05/2014 20:57 - France
J'assure que ceci n'était pas fait exprès, d'où le bide ^^