By Anonyme - 06/05/2012 12:15 - France - Orange
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Alex912's favorite FMLs
En famille
By Sandra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Vie de maman
By c'est pour qui le susucre ? - 09/05/2012 20:42 - France - Allauch
By lindaaliaspaula - 11/05/2012 03:22 - Canada - Montreal
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By Shower - 12/05/2012 17:21 - France - Montpinchon
By IUTienne33 - 14/05/2012 22:05 - France - Talence
By elarakotoko - 16/05/2012 11:47 - France - Orvault
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olalala ma VDM a été publié :) Je pense effectivement que mon cher prof de droit pensait à François Hollande, le cas pratique faisant aussi référence à une certaine Angela de nationalité allemande...
By Belvedere - 18/05/2012 10:41 - France - Metz
By floyd_1992 - 20/05/2012 17:30 - Belgique - Anderlues
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)
By MeïeLive - 22/05/2012 01:02 - France - Athis-mons
By zbikarbi - 25/05/2012 06:55 - France
J'assume pas
By CestPasMoiCestLUI - 29/05/2012 21:59 - France
By Anonyme - 30/05/2012 08:25 - Italie - Albignasego
By Azura980 - 03/06/2012 15:21 - France - Montb
Joyeux rien finalement
By dhoddie - 05/06/2012 19:29 - France - Le Bouscat
Chaud le voisin
By UnderPressure - 11/06/2012 09:17 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
Salut toi !
By TortueNinja - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - 16/06/2012 22:00 - France - Marseille
By cocorico60 - 23/06/2012 11:56 - France - Fressancourt
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hey tout le monde ! je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je tiens tout d'abord à dire que je suis plutôt agréablement surprise que cette vdm ai plût. Ce n'est pas une vie de merde a proprement parler, c'est juste une petite anecdote marrante, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à me retrouver avec une poule! Mais je m'y suis très vite fais, elle est désormais guérie et heureuse ;)
By AmyGraveless - 25/06/2012 10:33 - France - Tournon-sur-rh
Je vis à Montréal... et comme j'ai des gros arbres en arrière de chez moi, je suis envahie d’écureuils gris... les plus laids et les plus farouches!