Fatigue
By Autoplus - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By Autoplus - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM, la 2ème !!! Youpi ! Pour vous expliquer le contexte. Depuis plusieurs années, avec une amie nous nous envoyons pour noël un colis contenant des spécialités de la région. J’envoie du fromage de chèvre et du vin de Touraine, elle m’envoie des saucissons de Lacaune (retenez le nom ;) petite ville du Tarn. Chaque année la factrice me demande ce qu’il y a dans ce colis qui embaume dans son camion, voire dans les locaux de la poste… mais je ne m’attendais pas à ce que celui de cette année arrive avec 4 couches de scotch rouge avec la mention « ouvert par la douane ». Le scotch supplémentaire a limité les odeurs mais pas notre fou rire. Les douaniers ont bien dû se marrer, les chiens être au grand désespoir car ils n’ont rien eu du tout. (En gros cette VDM est pour eux) Rien ne manquait et tout avait été bien remballé. Merci à l’équipe de la douane ! On ne pourra pas dire que leurs chiens manquent de flair en tout cas. Par contre, je me demande s’ils vont repérer le colis d’échange qui contient les fromages de chèvre …
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que je n'ai rien contre les polonais, ni contre personnes d'ailleurs ! Le fait qu'il se soit mis torse nu, c'était pour montrer ses différents tatouages qu'il avait sur le torse, le dos et les bras. Il m'a aussi expliqué qu'il se devait de me protéger car selon lui, historiquement, la France est venu en aide à son pays. Et pour l'alcool je n'ai pas d'explications !