Mike Oldfield dans la ligne 14
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Bien que ça fasse maintenant 3 ans, je me souviens de ce jour comme si c'était hier !! je suis l'auteur de la VDM et afin de répondre à plusieurs commentaires: ce n'étais pas du tout en fin de journée mais vers 10/11h, il n'y avait vraiment pas beaucoup de monde ce jour là (un petit lidl de village !) et quand j'ai demandé à la caissière de vérifier elle a soufflé et à vérifié en montrant bien que je la faisais chier... Je ne dénigre absolument pas e métier de caissière (que j'ai moi même effectué lors de vacances d'été !) mais j'avoue que celle ci était vraiment irrespectueuse...
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By grainesdevie64 - 29/11/2011 23:00 - Mexique
Je viens pour mettre les choses au clair. Oui, c'était de ma faute, parce que je m'étais mal exprimée. Le vendeur n'avait pas compris ma requête. En revanche j'avais bien raison de demander un remboursement, il était tout à fait justifié. Après sa réplique, j'ai explosé de rire, ca a détendu les choses, nous avons repris la discussion sur un ton beaucoup plus calme et chacun a eu ce qu'il voulait. Le vendeur était vraiment fier de sa répartie, et il y avait de quoi ! Tout est bien qui finit bien :)
By Anonyme - 30/11/2011 19:53 - France
Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...