By BomBomBomBom - 07/07/2014 14:07 - France
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Hey !! :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et je viens apporter 2-3 précisions sur ma boulette que n'ont pas permis les 300 caractères imposés. Que je vous explique un p'tit peu ce qui s'est passé. Je suis en Licence LEA (Langues étrangères appliquées pour ceux qui ne le sauraient pas :P ). Le droit n'étant pas ma matière de prédilection, et mon ordi ayant eu des ratés pendant les vacances, j'appréhendais un peu l'oral qui m'attendait. Comme il avait fait froid dans la nuit, j'avais prévu le coup et je suis partie de chez moi très tôt. La route étant plutôt bonne, je suis arrivée 5 minutes en avance, et je me suis rendue compte que j'avais une petite envie. Le truc, c'est qu'au moment où je posais un pied dans le couloir, pensant avoir le temps, l'examinateur est sorti et m'a dit de venir, parce que la personne avant moi n'était pas là. Je suis donc entrée, j'ai tiré mon sujet et j'ai répondu aux questions, avec la fameuse boule au ventre et les mains qui tremblent (stress quand tu nous tiens...). Et donc, après que j'ai fini, le prof me dit de me détendre, et me pose la fameuse question : "Qu'est-ce que vous projetez de faire plus tard ?" Paniquée, j'ai lâché ma truculente réplique, avant de me rendre compte que j'avais dit de la merde (c'est le cas de le dire, d'ailleurs...) Bon, rassurez-vous, je me suis reprise, et le prof a bien ri. Je n'en menais pas large sur le coup, mais maintenant j'en ris autant que vous. :) Ah, une dernière chose : merci pour tous vos commentaires, ça fait vraiment plaisir :D Surtout les jeux de mots tordus, que je trouve particulièrement désopilants !!! :D Allez, tschuss à tous, et n'oubliez pas : on n'est JAMAIS à l'abri d'une VDM !!!! :P
By cyril us 70 - 07/01/2015 12:55 - France
Pour ceux qui jugent sans connaître , je le connaissais depuis 8 ans!!! Oui je l'ai quitté pas a cause de ça mais il ne parlait jamais , la mayonnaise ne prenait pas entre nous alors jai préféré en rester là ! Non il n'est pas puceau je lui ai demandé je le crois